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What I learned in 2011

2011 was my hottest year yet. Here is what I learned over the past twelve very hot months: I enjoy watersports. A lot. I have a shy bladder. Having a hot guy beg me to… 

Peeing on nodder

I don’t often use the term ‘golden shower.’ I rarely even call it ‘water sports.’ I sure as hell don’t use flowery verbiage like ‘drenching you in my sweet nectar.’ What the fuck ever. It’s…